BAR BUILDING 2: The Unemployment Ball on Groundhog's Night

Come celebrate Mike Stasny, Missouri's newest dislocated worker, and all who have come before him. Spend an evening wearing everything expensive you own and formally entertain your friends with the cheapest jokes you know.

We will have for you:
-sponsored PBR, directly from our sponsor, PBR
-Drink Think #2: Dirties, a small martini menu
-Hors D'oeuvre Plates by Moonlight Farm
-Funk Inc., DJ Boogieman/DJ Invisible Cola
-and a new art installation for you to look formal in front of (composed of disregarded office supplies from Mike Stasny's former employer, USA3000 Airlines).

Drink, sweat, and look fancy.

DRINK THINK #1: thanks for the thinking!

THANK YOU, MABEL SUEN.

legit!

FITZ'S EXPERIMENT #2

We had 5 inspectors stop by today because we are starting to pursue our occupancy permit.
 
Some hilarious advice to fellow occupancy-seekers: have some Fitz in your fridge.  The one inspector we remembered to offer Fitz's rootbeer approved us on the spot.

Much more news on this to come.  The "violations" are in the mail, our shiny new to-do list.  We'll show you on February 2nd, when you come over.

 

 the small & backwards print:

THE UNEMPLOYMENT BALL

OUR SECOND BAR-BUILDING EVENT

formal attire encouraged

February 2nd, 2012 at 5 o'clock